There are a number of
things in life that just push the wrong buttons for me.
The following lines of
text are an expression of the not-so-great things in my life:
1. spiders, snakes, etc. I hate nasty creatures
2. My College Composition class. It is aweful.
If I hadn't already paid for the class I would SO not hesitate to drop out. Gym class would teach me more. I swear, its that
bad.
3. All the people who can't take a joke. Learn already.
4. I despise talking on the phone for more than
10 minutes at a time. I mean it. People who call constantly (guy or girl!) drive me CRAZY!!!
5. Cryers. I hate seeing people cry. It always makes my eyes water
up too. And I'm not a fan smudged mascara.
6. People who are anti-Ashlee Simpson. I think she's cool. And
I give her tremendous props for doing what she does--it has got to be killer-hard trying to compete with your oh-so-famous
sister! Plus she has good taste in guys. And her own TV show. And a hot brother-in-law....you get the point.
7. I can't STAND being lied to! It just hurts everyone involved.
And lies pile on top of eachother...it just creates a gigantic mess. For real. Be honest. It is a very admireable quality
to have.
8. Holidays. Ok, I don't hate holidays at all. But I hate the
5-10 extra pounds that come with them!
9. Periods. Enough said.
10. School. I am tired of it. I can't wait until May! Graudation
is gonna rock!
11. School rules. I miss a lot of days but my grades are
still kickass so why the hell do they care if I show up to school or not?
12. People who can eat and eat and eat and never get fat. I used
to be one of those people. Now I have to halfway pay attention to what I eat. Which sucks. I want ched'r bites and
oreos, not yogurt!
13. Geting my picture taken. I hate hate hate it. They always
either come out HOT or HORRID.
14. Prom. It is awesome but it is so expensive! And when you think
about it, there really isn't much point to spending all that money to dress up all hot and chill with your friends;
it would be cheaper to just go to the club--and probably more fun too--no chaperones!
15. Rude people at Sonic. Lots and lots and lots of them.
16. Anyone who does not know the difference between a #1 and a
#2 Sonic Burger. READ THE DAMN MENU! (and in case you are one of those dreadful people, #1=mayo, #2=mustard).
17. That I bought all of that stuff for the wedding and now we
cancelled it and I am out of all that money. It sucks! But it was my own doing...
18. The ACT. It is crazy that a 4-hour-test can determine how
much you'll pay to go to college, the scholarships you qualify for, etc. I mean, HELLO, what about bad test takers?
PLUS, they're evil enough to schedule it for Saturday morning--which, inconveniently follows Friday night!
19. Rich people. Ok, I don't hate them but I am jealous of all
of their toys. Why can't I have a poolboy?
20. Living near the race track. It is so loud.
21. Did I mention school?
22. When boys cry more than I do.
23. When boys take longer to get ready than I do.
24. When boys have longer hair than I do.
25. People who don't wear deoderant or shower. Hygeine is kinda
luck "duh"--but some people just don't get it.
26. People who lie to me or talk smack behind my back.
27. That I don't know any foreign languages--and will likely have
to learn them in college.
28. How last names determine your entire life...at schools especially.
29. That my nails don't grow fast enough. And that we aren't allowed
fake nails at work.
30. That everyone always thinks that blonde is my natural
color (its not!). I'm not dumb. I just lack common sense on a slightly more heightened degree than the average bear.
31. Depressing, undancealbe music
32. College Costs
33. How old people smell.
34. How feet smell.
35. When my alarm goes off in the morning to signal me that I
have to get up.
36. That one seventh of life is Mondays.
37. Coke. And Pepsi. And Root Beer. Why can't we all just drink
Mt. Dew?
38. That Sonic doesn't have Mountain Dew.
39. Cold Weather.
40. Cold Medicine. It tastes like pooh.
41. Double Standards.
42. That they don't sell Girl Scout Cookies year-round (they are
so good!).
43. That I always fall asleep in the tanning bed.
44. That we can't have cell phones at school.
45. That the one guy I really like doesn't like me.
46. When people call rap..etc, "Coon Music." That is SO predjudice!
47. Storms, tornado season, etc....it scares me something terrible.
